The Cruiser

A floating wonder to take your breath away

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Come Aboard the Cruiser

 

Welcome to The Cruiser - our most exclusive floating retreat, where contemporary luxury meets complete privacy. Floating on your own secluded lake, this extraodinary houseboat has been designed for couples seeking romance, tranquility and an unforgettable escape from the everyday.

From the moment you arrive, your private entrance leads you into a world of understated elegance. Every detail has been thoughtfully curated, from the bespoke lighting and designer finishes to the calming natural textures that blur the lines between indoors and out.

Once aboard, the first space you'll discover is a cosy lounge, which has a Smart TV, double sofa bed with the gentle illumination of a bespoke "Welcome Aboard The Cruiser" neon sign, setting the tone for your unforgettable stay from the very first moment. Here you'll also find your luxury robes and slippers to use during your stay, inviting you to change into comfort and begin your romantic escape in style before exploring the rest of your exclusive floating sanctuary.

At the heart of The Cruiser is a sumptuous king-size bed perfectly positioned to capture uninterrupted panaramic lake views. Wake to gentle sounds of nature,  watch the morning mist roll across the water, or simply lose yourselves in the ever-changing scenery from the comfort of your bed.

Floor-to-ceiling bi-fold doors open effortlessly onto your private floating deck, creating a seamless connection with the water. Whether you're enjoying a quiet morning coffee, an evening glass of champagne, or simply each other's company beneath the stars, every moment feels beautifully secluded.

The bathroom has been finished in elegant marble-effect surfaces and features a toilet, power shower, heated towel rail along with "Faith in Nature" organic products to use during your stay.

Thoughtfully equipped with with everything required for a carefree stay, The Cruiser includes a kitchenette allowing you to prepare a leisurely breakfast or intimate evening meals in complete privacy.

 

 

 

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Prices from

£285.00

Sleeps

2 adults

Bed

Luxurious king-size bed with Lake Views

Cooking facilities

Fire Griddle, Microwave, Oven, Hob, Fridge, Freezer,

Bathroom

Power Shower, Heated Towel Rail, Toilet, Sink

Other features

Hot Tub, Fire Pit table with griddle, Two outdoor screens, Cinema heated reclining sofa

Check in

3.30pm

Check out

10.30am

Next available date

Wed 19th Aug 2026 - £285
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As dusk falls, the magic truly begins...

 

Intelligent Lutron lighting transforms the atmosphere at the touch of a button, whilst the surrounding LED illumination reflects across the lake, creating an enchanting setting unlike anywhere else. The bespoke star-lit ceiling above the bed tansforms the bedroom into an enchanting retreat, creating the perfect backdrop for an unforgettable evening together.

Step outside into your private lakeside sanctuary. Sink into the bubbling hot tub before gathering around your 4 person high seat dining gas firepit, more than just a dining table, the integrated firepit can also be used to cook on with the supplied mount and griddle, allowing you to enjoy unforgettable alfresco dining beside the lake , whatever the season.

The outdoor entertainment area also features a 65 inch Smart TV, allowing you to enjoy movies, YouTube or your favourite streaming services from the comfort of your hot tub or whilst dining around the firepit.

 

Ultimate alfresco cinema experience

 

Settle into the luxurious Heated Reclining Cinema Sofa and watch your favourite films on the spectacular 150 inch projector screen, perfectly projected along the side of your private houseboat. Whether its a romantic movie beneath the stars or a cosy evening wrapped up in a blanket with a glass of champagne, this one-of-a-kind outdoor cinema creates an unforgettbale experience in complete privacy. Every element has been thoughtfully curated to deliver an atmosphere of romance, indulgence and effortless luxury.

 

Surrounded only by nature

 

During your stay you will see our resident Black Swans who are extremely friendly! Ducks, moorhens and various wildfowl gliding across the lake. We have a Kingfisher and additionally Deer that you will more than likely catch a glimpse of on the opposite side of the lake.

 

Such peaceful ambience is what makes The Cruiser so unique.

 

Whether you are celebrating an anniversary, honeymoon, biirthday, proposal or simply escaping together. The Cruiser offers an experience that feels wonderfully private, effortlessly luxurious and truly unforgettable.

 

Luxury. Romance. Complete Seclusion.

 

Discover why The Cruiser has become one of the most distinctive and sought-after romantic retreats in the countryside. Once you have experienced life on the water, nowhere else quite compares!

 

The stunning views and decor can be viewed on its gallery below, on our Instagram, TikTok or full gallery page which can be found at the top of the screen.

 

Do not forget you are on a boat so it will gently move with you when you are on it! 

 

 

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Treat yourself

 

You deserve the very best, so make your stay even more special with our range of stunning extras.

 

Love and Hearts Balloon Package -

Love and Hearts Balloon Package -

NEW for 2026. Really want to spell out Love? Then add this balloon package to your stay. You get a 'LOVE' balloon which sits on the bed with x10 red foil heart balloons with double ribbon all placed above the bed (each heart balloon is 18 inches in diameter). This really shows your special someone how much you love them... £60.00

Rose Petals -

Rose Petals -

Add extra special touches to your stay with rose petals! We can sprinkle rose petals over your bed for your stay, to add a little extra romance and surprise. £15.00

Ceiling Balloons X10 -

Ceiling Balloons X10 -

You will walk into your venue to find x10 Love heart balloons which can be placed above beds or in the living spaces. Whether its a celebration or just a romantic break these add a little extra touch! Each balloon is 18 inches in diameter. Balloons will be RED unless you specify otherwise in the comments box what colour you would like. £50.00

Prosecco -

Prosecco -

Add a bottle of bubbles to your stay! Your bottle of prosecco will be waiting for you on arrival at your venue. It is perfect for you to enjoy in the hot tub or around the fire pit table. All prosecco will be placed in the fridge for your arrival. If you want an ice bucket added to the venue please let us know in the booking notes. £25.00

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Our guests say...


"I just wanted to thank you for an amazing stay! Everything was absolutely perfect and my boyfriend absolutely loved it. We will be booking another Cabin soon."

Fern - Apr 2023

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Registered address 30 Cecil Pashley Way, Shoreham Airport, Shoreham-By-Sea, West Sussex, BN43 5FF

 

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